do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That’s how Dad did it, that’s how America does it, and it’s worked out pretty well so far. I present to you the newest in Stark Industries’ Freedom line. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee, the bad guys won’t even wanna come out of their caves.
dogs deserve to live forever
And humans don’t?
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
my favourite hobby is using faux over-confidence to hide my crippling self esteem issues
get to know me meme: [1/15] tv shows → the west wing
"I serve at the pleasure of the President"